What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I Scream Sandwitch Cookies

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy, please!

Why didn't the skeleton go trick or treating?
Because he had no guts!

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately (gross)

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
wRAP

How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...